A little message to myself and anyone else beginning there fitness journey :)
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.