Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“
i did it. it’s done.
speaking of reversed Frozen gifs
you turned a kids movie into an animated porno
When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone